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Music: Lyrics for "Joan Crawford"

There's some pretty cool lyrics in this song, especially the idea of "policemen hiding behind the skirts of little girls", and "Catholic school girls throwing away their mascara and chaining themselves to the axles of big Mac trucks!". The band have a real sense of humour some time, and you can especially see it here.

Junkies down in Brooklyn are going crazy
They're laughing just like hungry dogs in the street
Policemen are hiding behind the skirts of little girls
Their eyes have turned the color of frozen meat

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

Catholic school girls have thrown away their mascara
They chain themselves to the axles of big Mac trucks
The sky is filled with herds of shivering angels
The fat lady laughs, "gentlemen, start your trucks"

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave

Christina
Mother's home
Christina
Come to mother
Christina

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan Crawford has risen from the grave
Joan crawford has risen

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